Anonyme a demandé: What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?


This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.





To be honest, whenever I see someone tag a picture of an attractive person with “goals” I assume those goals all involve fucking said attractive person.

everytime i see something tagged with goals i imagine said person has serious self confidence issues.


having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun



She dumped Zack for a relationship that lasted three episodes oh my god

Kelly is a bad person. Jeff is 30. All of this makes me angry.



It was 1985 and therefore okay to perform on Japan’s annual televised New Year’s Concert competition in buff-ass six-pack heart outfit with a brain wig.

Deandra had to pause the recording to double over laughing at this, shouting “How does she not catch shit about this outfit every day almost thirty years later?” but within five minutes, she flipped and decided that this was probably the best thing. I can’t rightfully disagree.


Eggplant girl